"Have we been at the same castle?" Neal laughed. "I wouldn't put anything past these lunatics. Who puts beautiful cars meant to be driven on a compound with ten miles of road? Now that's cruelty."

The bag he was carrying was adjusted multiple times along the way. It was starting to drive Neal bonkers being a cripple. Trapped was bad enough but the whole helpless angle was more than he could tolerate. Most of the fidgeting was done discreetly but by the time they at her room Neal was ready to murder the long strap that he just couldn't seem to get shorter with his one and a half hands.

"Hey, I'm very adventurous. I just like to consider every angle, that's all." Insert charming grin here.