texts from vala's phone, pt1

Ba'al: Hello, Qetesh
Sent: August 21

Me: how the hell did you get my number? LOSE IT
Sent: August 21

Ba'al: I think it would be rather hard to "lose" seeing as it's programmed into this phone.
Sent: August 21

Me: then DELETE IT
Sent: August 22

Ba'al: Why would I want to do such a thing when it's so much more entertaining to text you?
Sent: August 22

Me: u programmed it in when i drunk dialed you last month didn't u?
Sent: August 22

Ba'al: Such a primitive piece of Tau'ri technology, yet full of such delicious uses. Perhaps next time you will reconsider who you call in one of your drunken stupo [ERROR, MESSAGE TOO LONG]
Sent: August 22

Me: u r seriously deluded
Sent: August 22

Ba'al (719-555-7082)

10:56 PM

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